where have i been

i know i know, i havent updated in 4 ever. im not dead. just been real busy. but got some new stuff fo yall folks =)

kanye the new king of pop???

With Michael Jackson dead, there sits a vacant throne waiting for the new King of Pop. Kanye West says it should be him and even went so far to ask the Jackson family for their blessing. While they're still mourning. Classy. Ace Showbiz reports:

"You know everyone loves and respects Michael but times change. It's so sad to see Michael gone but it makes a path for a new King of Pop and I'm willing to take that on," so he told Scrape TV.
On what makes him deserve the title, Kanye said, "There's nobody who can match me in sales and in respect so it only makes sense for me to take over Michael's crown and become the new King." The rapper then added, "First there was Elvis [Presley], then there was Michael, now in the 21st century it's Kanye's time to rule. I have nothing but respect for Michael but someone needs to pick up where he left off and there's nobody better than me to do that. I am the new King of Pop."

Furthermore, Kanye reportedly has reached out to the Jackson family to obtain official permission to use the title but so far received no response from them. It is believed that the family is still mourning over Michael's death.
Sorry, Kanye, but you have to earn that title the way Michael did. But since Joe Jackson isn't the spry, young child abuser he once was, he gets to use a car. With a gun. I'd start running now.

how to "raise hell"

slowly but surely apple inc. is stepping the iphone up. they are sure not to do it to fast in fear of the iphone plateauing (meaning that they didnt wanna put all the great features on the first model iphone because they wouldnt have any new features to add to the iphone g3 and the new iphone 3gs). furthermore, apple recently released the 3rd generation of the iphone called the 3gs and is available in the colors black and white.

the new features of the 3gs are:

--improved performance
--built in video camera with editing
--new higher 3 mega pixel auto focusing camera
--voice control
--a compass
--landscape keyboard
--better battery life
--*multimedia messaging!!!!*

the price has stayed reasonable at $199 for the 16gb and $299 for the 32gb for the new phone. apple has also now introduced the no contract pricing option (which is a very big deal) starting at $399 for the 16gb and $499 for the 32gb. the price of the older iphone 3g has dropped to a very affordable $99.

laziness

laziness (also called indolence)- [ley-zee-nes]-- the lack of desire to expend effort. chronic laziness may be an underlying psychological condition.

i use to just think that i didnt give a fukk bout anything, but it has come to my attention that i am suffering from chronic laziness. no joke. i usually never feel like doing anything. i can be bored as hell, but too lazy to get up and do something productive. i eat cereal a high percentage of the time because i am to lazy to cook or to impulsive to wait for the oven to heat up. i can be starving in my room, but be to lazy to get up and get something to eat. "intellectual laziness" is used to describe a tendency not to ask questions or investigate thoroughly. i also suffer from this condition. if somebody were to tell me that they ate a lizard, i wouldnt ask a single question and just accept the fact that they did that because my mind doesnt feel like using the energy it takes to ask a question or use the energy it takes to interpret their response to the question.

there is some underlying psychological condition causind me to be so lazy but i wont share that with you...

livestrong for cancer

the lance armstrong foundation has fought cancer for 28 million people with the money that has been raised since 1997. i personally remember back when i was in 6th grade where it was a necessity to have one of his yellow livestrong bands round your arm or you wernt considered "cool". they became such an item of fashion that they were impossible to get. costing only $1, these wristbands were sold out everywhere. i actually remember one dude taking the thick wristband-like ruberband from a stalk of broccoli and coloring it yellow and writing "livestrong" onto it.

support livestrong and the excellent cause that the proceeds go to. cancer kills too many innocent lives. -------- www.livestrong.org

here are some of the great items that can be bought in support for livestrong cancer treatment and research.

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bmw has a new look for the class of 11....